It doesn’t work that way in this case because of how the cabinet is built. The pillar that supports the TV is bolted to the middle of the back wall. It’s not as simple as just drilling some holes.

I’ve got half a mind to remake that cabinet with real wood and real joinery sized a little less dumb. But it’ll be awhile.

The people I’m here to represent can’t afford to buy their snacks.

I pretty much only ever used the remote; I have to keep remembering how to use the main controls.

Fortunately, you can do everything you need to do with just a headset plugged into the device. They didn’t ONLY put the controls on the remote. I’ve seen iPods and a lot of televisions do that.

I do end up using my phone with a set of ANR headphones most of the time, but the time may be rapidly coming when I do away with smart phone life and return to tradition.

I have a Rio Volt SP-250. A CD-MP3 player I’ve had since 2001. The in-line remote died somehow but the unit itself works flawlessly and is in excellent condition. It runs on AA batteries; originally they were rechargeable but they were Ni-MH cells. I don’t know where its charger went, but I can run the thing on Alkaline batteries or charge Eneloops in a separate charger.

It long outlasted the iPod it replaced and is still serviceable to this day.

Sugar maple.

Warning: Aperture Science Enrichment Center Main Entrance.

air purifiers are good, Ibhave an air purrifier. Fills the air with purrs. Runs on tuna and chicken.

Dad’s already over the moon with the thing.