I went to microwave a microwavable burger, and it tells you to nuke it for awhile, leave it still for a little while, then nuke it for a little while longer. While I was leaving it for the little while, the sumbish beeped at me like “Hey trouser simian, don’t forget your processed bullshit.”
Great. Now I have to worry about the microwave raping me?!
Only as much as your cell phone, refrigerator, car, washing machine, toilet, clergyman…