Great. Now I have to worry about the microwave raping me?!

Sorry, it’s just because I’m old, but it’s blowing my mind that there are people who really haven’t discovered the radio.

My wife doesn’t have a tab counter anymore. It just says: ∞

For real.

Happy you found each other again!!

We’ve all done it!

That was the first thing I thought of!

You get more points on your supervillain scorecard if you don’t get caught.

George Sr definitely committed even MORE war crimes, but never got caught.

Wait. I thought it was Sr. without glasses 🤔

Kind of looks like neither of them and both of them at the same time.

I have no idea. I was wondering the same thing. Why would anyone else have this?

Honestly, I don’t even know. I never really thought about it.