By neighbors’ dad insists on mowing their lawn at least twice a week, especially when I’m trying to enjoy my hammock.
How can I sabotage their mowers so it looks like normal wear and tear so that he doesn’t mow the lawn more than once a week.
inb4: suburbs suck
ETA: How does it take you three hours to mow a quarter acre on a riding mower?


Also, I think we all should acknowledge this is Dullsters. ITT it’s violence all up and down. Come on, team.
Yeah, somehow I think sabotaging another person('s property) qualifies as dramatic, not as dull. Wonder if all the upvotes are from drive-by folks who didn’t check the community name. Also breaks rule 4, this isn’t an advice forum.
instantly resorting to violence is pretty dull. If this was Creatives I’m sure there’d be less dull ideas.