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I read bag as bug and was like “where am I gonna find a replacement stink bug?”

Duck or jumbo jet?

I wouldn’t have a problem with listening to FM radio if they actually played music and I didn’t just hear commercials the entire 45-60 minute drive.

The only stations that exist where I am are all owned by ClearChannel and it’s pretty much all ads all the time, broken up by the occasional song and not the other way around like it used to be.

Hi, Sent from my iPhone. I’m Kolanaki.

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You can make foxes or wolves from stars? The only cookie cutter set I have is also star shapes. This is useful info for me.

One of the cats I had a long time ago fucked off for a whole year. Then just showed up again one day and never went outside again.

Mine are red because that’s what the most affordable options were.

Well holy shit. I thought you died in 2018, Mr. President!

You have a specific time to take out the trash? I just take it out when I can’t shove any more in the can. 🤷🏻‍♂️