I like the idea of secretly converting all the mowers to electric.

As a fellow old, it’s hard to admit we’re dumb

I’m usually in favor of endangering everyone except in this case I am the nearest everyone.

They have large dogs and I think he excuses this behavior by saying it will help find their scat.

He’s just so nice and brings me asparagus.

But he has a CIA hat and dos this on weekdays when I try to slack off.

Ew. I’d rather release feral hogs.

I can deal with someone like that.

The problem is it’s his daughter’s lawn. And as the dad of lady-presenting people I empathize with him to an extent.

He’s not mowing f his lawn. He’s taking care of his kid.

So I’m looking for a way to let him know his kid is safe without it barely inconveniencing me.

Napalm in the gas tank…

I like it

simple violence

If I am committing violence there will be nothing simple about it

I’ll just wait for August when the short-ass grass all dies

I like this.

He doesn’t seem capable of fixing it himself and I’ve got a 1/4” breaker bar in the garage

Okay but I have windows within “sprinkling” distance

You’d think that.

You’d really think that.

But the noise just comes through slightly muffled. It’s still BZZZRBZZZRBZZRB but more like bzzrvbzzzrcbzzzrbzzrb

And if it lasted a reasonable amount of time it would be one thing. But he’s out there. going over the same patch of lawn like five times

And then.

And then.

He mows the entire lawn AGAIN using a push mower with a bag attachment

Edit: AND HE DOESNT EVEN EMPTY THE BAG

He’s using some late-70s Craftsman. There’s no money for it.

What if I buy them an electric mower and sneak it in there?

Better: Electrify the old Craftsman.

Feels too traceable.i want it to look like the mower gave out because it’s being used too much

Only problem is I won’t have another cord to move tomorrow.

I started this yesterday and this morning my back was tight.

I made a ham and egg breakfast burrito, took 800mg of ibuprofen and 35mg prednisone and got in a rhythm with t.

I only really feel bad if I stop moving too much.

Also that