By neighbors’ dad insists on mowing their lawn at least twice a week, especially when I’m trying to enjoy my hammock.
How can I sabotage their mowers so it looks like normal wear and tear so that he doesn’t mow the lawn more than once a week.
inb4: suburbs suck
ETA: How does it take you three hours to mow a quarter acre on a riding mower?
They have large dogs and I think he excuses this behavior by saying it will help find their scat.
He doesn’t seem to be very smart.
As a fellow old, it’s hard to admit we’re dumb