He doesn’t seem to be very smart.

Surely you could persuade him that mowing that frequently is completely unnecessary?

Apparently the smell of freshly cut grass is a distress signal.

I wish you hadn’t told me that, because I’m sorely tempted. I’ve rarely used in in the last few years, though, so it’d merely be for nostalgia purposes, and that’s not enough reason.

I am finally this weekend sending my old Creative Zen Vision:M to the recyclers as it will no longer charge. It was one of the last players to have a mini-hard-disc before solid state became the norm. It carried me through many a bike ride, that thing. They made cool gear.