By neighbors’ dad insists on mowing their lawn at least twice a week, especially when I’m trying to enjoy my hammock.

How can I sabotage their mowers so it looks like normal wear and tear so that he doesn’t mow the lawn more than once a week.

inb4: suburbs suck

ETA: How does it take you three hours to mow a quarter acre on a riding mower?

  • Boomer Humor Doomergod@lemmy.worldOPEnglish
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    13 hours ago

    You’d think that.

    You’d really think that.

    But the noise just comes through slightly muffled. It’s still BZZZRBZZZRBZZRB but more like bzzrvbzzzrcbzzzrbzzrb

    And if it lasted a reasonable amount of time it would be one thing. But he’s out there. going over the same patch of lawn like five times

    And then.

    And then.

    He mows the entire lawn AGAIN using a push mower with a bag attachment

    Edit: AND HE DOESNT EVEN EMPTY THE BAG