DullstersEnglish · 15 hours ago

How can I sabotage a lawnmower?

DullstersEnglish · 15 hours ago

By neighbors’ dad insists on mowing their lawn at least twice a week, especially when I’m trying to enjoy my hammock.

How can I sabotage their mowers so it looks like normal wear and tear so that he doesn’t mow the lawn more than once a week.

inb4: suburbs suck

ETA: How does it take you three hours to mow a quarter acre on a riding mower?

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Sprinkle the lawn with salt water at night. Takes a while but it’ll kill the grass
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  I’ll just wait for August when the short-ass grass all dies

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