DullstersEnglish · 15 hours ago

How can I sabotage a lawnmower?

DullstersEnglish · 15 hours ago

By neighbors’ dad insists on mowing their lawn at least twice a week, especially when I’m trying to enjoy my hammock.

How can I sabotage their mowers so it looks like normal wear and tear so that he doesn’t mow the lawn more than once a week.

inb4: suburbs suck

ETA: How does it take you three hours to mow a quarter acre on a riding mower?

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12 hours ago
Project Farm to the rescue: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IsjKLqUnwyU

I think lapping compound destroyed it the fastest, IIRC.

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