By neighbors’ dad insists on mowing their lawn at least twice a week, especially when I’m trying to enjoy my hammock.
How can I sabotage their mowers so it looks like normal wear and tear so that he doesn’t mow the lawn more than once a week.
inb4: suburbs suck
ETA: How does it take you three hours to mow a quarter acre on a riding mower?
Do not cause permanent damage. Absolutely don’t. Not worth it.
Try to sell him on something quieter. If he absolutely wants a mower he can ride on, try to sell him on a better and quieter electric one.
If he absolutely won’t change, see if a noise complaint is possible (get a logging decibel meter).
And last, just unplug stuff. It can be plugged back in and it’s not destructive, but IS very annoying