By neighbors’ dad insists on mowing their lawn at least twice a week, especially when I’m trying to enjoy my hammock.
How can I sabotage their mowers so it looks like normal wear and tear so that he doesn’t mow the lawn more than once a week.
inb4: suburbs suck
ETA: How does it take you three hours to mow a quarter acre on a riding mower?
Okay but I have windows within “sprinkling” distance
Then there’s the expensive solution: measuring the noise and see if you can call the police 🤷♂️
Ew. I’d rather release feral hogs.