I went to microwave a microwavable burger, and it tells you to nuke it for awhile, leave it still for a little while, then nuke it for a little while longer. While I was leaving it for the little while, the sumbish beeped at me like “Hey trouser simian, don’t forget your processed bullshit.”
My wife and I ditched the microwave because it makes it tempting to overeat and/or buy processed foods (not that either of were especially into buying microwaveable dinners, etc).
We don’t really miss it. The only time I wish I still had it is when I make breakfast burritos and want to reheat them — I resort to saving the ingredients and having to reheat them separately before assembling a new burrito.
I haven’t had a microwave in years and I really only miss it when reheating small portions of something like mashed potatoes.