Snot Flickerman

To the top you go because this has that ring of truthiness that’s enough to a layman.

This is the kind of content I come here for.

It’s like Christmas morning except with food instead of presents.

I certainly hope the Jarritos section was double the size of the clamato section.

I can eat a whole can by myself, they’re so good.

They’re pretty addictive. I can’t have them around or I’ll sit around eating the whole box.

I used to get them to crumble up for breading chicken, but I’ll eat the whole damn box before I do, if I have them around.

Samwise would have been an appropriate costume for handing them out.

Always lube your holes.

Some advice works in any situation.

Gotta love some B-movie schlock.

All he needs is a Cortana of his own doing the talking for him.

Sgt. Todd was Master Chief before Master Chief chiefed.

Why not just buy a block of mozerella and cut it up into a bunch of rectangular prisms that are very long?

I am triggered by the too small for the portion plate.

I would assume it’s a serving plate, but then why is butter already applied?

OCD engaged.

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Surely people don’t need desktops blasting out heat for 12 hours

I mean, if you’re playing the long-term seeding game for a private tracker you do. (Because you can’t afford a seedbox)

I just changed my diet to a healthier one like 15 years ago and haven’t had problems since.

I don’t have heartburn with healthy foods at all. It’s why I don’t eat pop tarts and other processed crap.