Between the typical few cents a gallon for having a membership, cashing in some rewards points I had saved up, and a labor day deal they’re running, which all stacked, I got a 98 cent/gallon discount on gas. What’s better, my emergency reserve was getting a little old so I poured it in a car and filled my jerry cans, so I got a LOT of cheap gas.
I’m just picturing you dumping an entire jerry can of fuel into the back seat of a random shitbox car in preparation for a redneck bonfire.
Okay so my brain is trash and I live on the internet: disposing of gasoline by randomly dumping it into someone’s car linked in my brain to the Strong Bad Email “New Hands” where he replaces one of his hands with a bucket. The first thing he thinks of to use his bucket hand for is “dumping oatmeal on stuff” and as he says this a turtle appears at his feet for him to dump oatmeal on.