I go to a coffee shop every day after work - and even on weekends - because it’s sort of a coping mechanism for my mental illness. There, I do programming, fediverse and listen to music. That’s all I need.
BUT!
When a heathen holiday makes it so that ALL cafes are closed, what can I do…


Counterpoint: it is your fault because you could have opened a coffee shop that would be open today.
I have no words. Next up: The Fedicup
Edit: unless you have a better name :)
The Latteverse
Noice
Good name as long as you only serve federal agents
I’ll literally put up a “no law enforcement” sign 🤬
How about Pie🥧Fed 🤤
Maybe fed pie and you can be like the Sweeny Todd!
You made me drop a piece of my sandwich out of my mouth. That’s great!