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DullstersEnglish · 6 hours ago

Not my fault every single coffee shop is closed today

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Not my fault every single coffee shop is closed today

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DullstersEnglish · 6 hours ago

I go to a coffee shop every day after work - and even on weekends - because it’s sort of a coping mechanism for my mental illness. There, I do programming, fediverse and listen to music. That’s all I need.

BUT!

When a heathen holiday makes it so that ALL cafes are closed, what can I do…

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Good name as long as you only serve federal agents
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  I’ll literally put up a “no law enforcement” sign 🤬
  
  How about Pie🥧Fed 🤤
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    Maybe fed pie and you can be like the Sweeny Todd!
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      You made me drop a piece of my sandwich out of my mouth. That’s great!

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