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Fair point. Oh, and the ancient ziploc with ??? in it.

No no, not actual light bulbs - ridiculous ones you’ll never use like that spare incandescent Maglite one from 1992. Oh and the night light one from ?? Both of which have a 30% chance of working.

Oh definitely. I did notice you’re missing a couple of rubber bands that are so old they’re kind of - melted? Or something?

Two years ago I bought a roll of strip lights. I finally got around to cutting a section and putting it up. After a few days I wanted to add onto it, so I got some connectors. Then . . . the strip lights were right here. I . . they were right here because I just put them up! AH!

Oh that’s - huh, I guess I ordered two different kinds. That’s not the same. *insert approximately three hours of searching under and behind every single thing* . . . wtf?!

I mean, i think you just described all of our firmware.

Giddyup!

Well that’s enough work for today! Time to reflect on your successes.

Werd

wh00t! Now get to fixing those leaks, squeaks, rattles, drips, flakes, stains, cracks, holes, and splits! If you don’t have any, give it a couple of months.

Also this summer will be the new hottest on record, make sure you plan a lot of yardwork. Just to, y’know, get the authentic experience.

Ours comes early but I think they do a second sweep in the afternoon. The holidays and January were heck on the scheduling though, because I forgot to check I either missed it completely or they sat out there for two days.