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Did you get to fight a cop?

I just wrap ‘em in a shit ticket and flush them.

Vacuum a bit of surströmming juice up and you won’t smell that bug anymore.

That sounds fantastic.

I’ll have to look into it.

I got chickens a couple weeks ago and I’d love to get a couple pigs in the spring because pigs have the best meat.

Pork chops, ham and bacon from one animal?

I got a logging truck load last year and cut it all to size and split it all over the winter.

Way better then a gym membership.

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