It does not look like they are used at all…

That’s still a relationship you have to be in before you can get married… but OP specifically says “not interested in pursuing romantic relationships” plural.

Not a relationship expert but you have to actually be in a relationship to even consider marriage.

That’s a lot of oil based stuff. You’ll need something to slow it down in the morning or your stool will probably be loose

Looks delicious though

How many people are in your family?

Need a grain or some cheesy grits in the morning

Ectomorph, definitely needs to stop skipping arm day

And bread ties, I wouldn’t keep sauce packets in my home junk drawer though but I hear you on the straws

Paper clips are totally useful, they make a quick antenna in a pinch, they can be bent into all sorts of other shapes to make random tools.

Also you are missing some bread ties

That’s a terrible junk drawer. Totally needs a few rubber bands, some paper clips, a thumb tack and a small screwdriver that won’t fit any actual screws. The anti-diarrhea medicine is on point though.