And bread ties, I wouldn’t keep sauce packets in my home junk drawer though but I hear you on the straws

Paper clips are totally useful, they make a quick antenna in a pinch, they can be bent into all sorts of other shapes to make random tools.

Also you are missing some bread ties

That’s a terrible junk drawer. Totally needs a few rubber bands, some paper clips, a thumb tack and a small screwdriver that won’t fit any actual screws. The anti-diarrhea medicine is on point though.