Everybody else wanted to crush it, so I jumped up to rescue it (I don’t believe in the senseless killing of creatures that are just minding their own business). Let it crawl on a bit of tissue and took it to the exit to remove it from the premises.
On the way it escaped but I said it had been removed. It’s still at large in the house somewhere but is free and alive.
I’ve had generation of spiders living in the rearview mirrors of my car since I bought it seven years ago. I’ve never seen them, but their webs poke out around the edges of the housing and sometimes connect to the rest of the door. I feel vaguely protective of them, despite having no idea what they look like.