Everybody else wanted to crush it, so I jumped up to rescue it (I don’t believe in the senseless killing of creatures that are just minding their own business). Let it crawl on a bit of tissue and took it to the exit to remove it from the premises.
On the way it escaped but I said it had been removed. It’s still at large in the house somewhere but is free and alive.
I have a corner in my kitchen that I can’t vacuum because a spider’s living there and has built a web. There’s even a pile of silverfish carcasses right there, so it’s not like he’s slacking on household upkeep either.
She’s a working girl, paying her rent.