I found a very old small transistor radio when cleaning out my garage today. I put in some new batteries, turned it on, and put on shelf while I kept cleaning garage.
It was fun not having to worry about streaming or internet connection or anything. I just keep the damn thing on 24 hours a day now while turned to a low volume. Gives some good “old-time gas station in middle of nowhere” vibes.

I still have no idea what it has to do with me or this post.
Pinocchio is a very famous story that is frequently referenced. The evergreen themes lend it a near universal applicability.
Cool. Still not seeing how that has anything to do with my post
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It’s near universal so it doesn’t always work. He must have missed with this one. Statistically though, usually a solid bet.